Magical Sabrina The Teenage Witch Quotes That Will Take You Back To The 1990s

Step into the time capsule and embark on a nostalgic journey to the enchanting era of the 1990s with none other than the whimsical world of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. This beloved television series, which first graced our screens in 1996, introduced us to the delightful adventures of Sabrina Spellman, a half-mortal, half-witch teenager, played by the talented Melissa Joan Hart. 

Set in the picturesque town of Greendale, Sabrina's magical escapades, accompanied by her quirky aunts and talking cat Salem, entertained audiences of all ages. However, beyond the spellbinding stories, the show gifted us with an array of unforgettable quotes that have transcended time.

Here are some of our favourite quotes from Sabrina The Teenage Witch:

Sabrina: “It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda.”

Josh: “Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in?”

Sabrina: “Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?”

[a spell turns Salem blonde]

Salem: “I'm blonde! My IQ just dropped 20 points!”

Zelda: [pointing to each of the Spellman women] “Blonde, blonde, blonde.”

[points at Salem]

Zelda: “Dead.”

Zelda: “Welcome home, sunshine! How was your day?”

Sabrina: “Here's a quick recap: There was boredom followed by dullness with a dash of echh!”

Salem: “Finally! I'm free! I have no place to go.”

Hilda: “What's my bra doing on the roof?”

Salem: “Erm, the squirrels needed a nutfeeder…”

Zelda: “What's the matter?”

Sabrina: “What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.”

Salem: “At least you still have your thumbs... and a door on your bathroom!”

Hilda: “A cat is doing an imitation of me kissing my niece's vice-principal. So this is my lowest point.”

Harvey Kinkle: “A penny saved is a penny earned.”

Salem: “Don't eat the yellow snow.”

Salem: “Hello, this is your guard speaking. Harvey is at the front door, and send me a sandwich!”

Hilda: “I just haven't turned myself into wind in years.”

Salem: “Would cabbage help?”

Salem: “Let's destroy everything that's dear to him. Let's indoctrinate him into the cathedral of agony.”

Zelda: “I'm gonna write him a very stern letter.”

Salem: “You're a regular Mad Max aren't ya?”

Sabrina: “Having magic and being a witch is great and all, but I can't live without seeing my mother.”

Zelda: “I think he's too young for me. He's so excited about the turn of the century.”

Hilda: “I know, really. I partied like it was 1699, 1799, 1899 - in 1999, I'm staying home.”

Jenny: “You're so lucky your parents are strict! My parents are really relaxed, which makes it hard to rebel!”

Zelda: “So that's your plan?”

Vesta: “Please, I don't plan! I scheme!”

Valerie: “OK, I'll come over to your house…”

Sabrina: “Ok. NO, PIRATES!”

Valerie: “Pirates?”

Sabrina: “I didn't say pirates... I said By gum! By Gum don't come over here!”

Salem: “I'm gonna be tossed out into the snow on my nicely rounded buttocks.”

The delightful and insightful quotes sprinkled throughout the show not only captured the essence of the 1990s but also continue to resonate with audiences across generations. Whether it's Sabrina's humorous one-liners, her heart-warming exchanges with her aunts, or the profound life lessons hidden amidst the magic, these Sabrina The Teenage Witch quotes have a timeless quality that keeps them alive in our hearts.

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