Spooky Stranger Things Quotes Straight From Hawkins

The hit Netflix series Stranger Things has not only brought us nostalgic vibes from the 1980s but has also gifted us with a treasure trove of funny, meaningful and unforgettable quotes. The characters all have some brilliant dialogue, especially the heart to heart moments from Jonathan, the sassy confidence of Erica and Robin’s sarcastic wit. Here we have some of the most iconic quotes from Stranger Things and all the characters in Hawkins.

Eddie: “I didn’t run away this time, right?” 

Eleven: "Friends don't lie." 

Dustin: “Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?”

Steve: "Ahoy, ladies. Didn't see you there. Would you like to set sail on this ocean of flavour with me?"

Max: "There's more to life than stupid boys, you know."

Dustin: “I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books…these books are my paddles.”

Erica: "You're all so nerdy, it makes me physically ill."

Eddie: “It’s forced conformity. That’s what’s killing the kids. That’s the real monster.”

Eleven: "Mouthbreather."

Eleven: "Bitchin'."

Joyce: “This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.”

Dustin: “Son of a bitch. You know, you’re really no help at all, you know that?”

Nancy: "Ask forgiveness, not permission."

Erica: "You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment."

Hopper: “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” 

Robin: "I can't believe I'm going to die in a secret Russian base with Steve 'The Hair' Harrington."

Argyle: “This risotto is schmacking', dude."

Steve: "Do four puffs of Farrah Fawcett spray...Yeah, Farrah Fawcett."

Lucas: "And you're, like, totally tubular."

Steve: “You’re gonna slay ’em dead.”

Dustin: “She’s our friend and she’s crazy.”

Jonathan: "Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Being a freak is the best. I'm a freak."

Mike: "Has it ever occurred to you that we don't want to be popular?"

Dustin: "Okay, it's official, I'm never having kids."

Will: "When you’re different, sometimes you feel like a mistake. But you make her feel like she’s not a mistake at all. Like she’s better for being different."

Erica: “You can’t spell America without Erica.”

Dustin: “Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”

Steve: “I’m stealthy, like a ninja.”

Steve: "Know who pauses Fast Times at 53 minutes, 5 seconds? People who like boobies."

Robin: "Hey, dingus, your children are here again."

Mike: “I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.”

Hopper: "Keep on growing up, kid. Don't let me stop you. Make mistakes, learn from them and when life hurts you—because it will—remember the hurt. The hurt is good. It means you're out of that cave. But please, if you don't mind, for the sake of your old dad, keep the door open three inches."

Joyce: "I need this phone and two weeks' advance. And a pack of Camels."

Murray: "And if you need to reach me again...don't."

Hopper: "I'm not gonna hurt him. I'm just giving him the opportunity to get his own damn cherry Slurpee."

Dustin: “She will not be able to resist these pearls.” 

Jonathan: “You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.”

Erica: “It’s called code shut-your-mouth.”

Mike: “If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”

Jonathan: “Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.”

Steve: “You tell anyone I just told you that and your ass is grass.”

Dustin: “You’re just jealous because I have another older male friend.”

Mike: “We’re not even in the game; we’re on the bench.”

Steve: “I like boobies. You like boobies. It’s boobies.”

Lucas: “When’d Steve get so hairy?”
Dustin: “Right? I keep telling him he needs to tame that jungle, but he claims the ladies dig it.”

Murray: “My fingers are like arrows. My arms like iron. My feet like spears. Resist and I’ll end you.”

Will: “Mike, don’t stop, okay? You’re the heart. Okay? Remember that. You’re the heart.”

Max: “I didn’t realise it was such an honour to go trick-or-treating with you.”

Hopper: “Yeah? And I want a date with Bo Derek. We all want things.”

Robin: “How many children are you friends with?” 

Steve: “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.” 

Erica: “It’s called code shut-your-mouth.”

Mike: “I love you on your good days, on your bad days. I love you with your powers, without your powers. I love you for exactly who you are. You’re my superhero.”

Jonathan: “I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.”

Steve: “You’re gonna slay em dead.”

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